I am sorry your girlfriend dumped you.
I am sorry she hurt you.
I am sorry she got in a relationship 5 minutes after ya'll split.
I am sorry you were a shitty boyfriend.
I am sorry you cheated on me.
I am sorry that she considered ME to be the slut.
And I am sorry you ran me off.
I am sorry that you no longer have a life.
I am sorry that I ever had feelings for you.
I am sorry for ever saying I loved you.
I am sorry that you made me this way.
And I am sorry that I am on her side.
and last
I am sorry I don't give a fuck.